Apr
18, 2014

vasheren:

actualherooftwilight:

brandoncastiel:

Remember when the writers for the Ocarina of Time manga fucking played with our emotions and then they ripped out our hearts and fucking ate it.

I remember. 

No one wanted to remember

#GOD FUCKING DAMMIT#LIKE OCARINA OF TIME IS DEPRESSING AS IT IS#WHY MAKE IT EVEN MORE DEPRESSING#OOT!LINK SUFFERS SO MUCH IN CANON#WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE HIS LIFE EVEN MORE TRAGIC

queerus, originally from brandoncastiel
 
Apr
17, 2014

How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

clubs-duecesyou, originally from wewantwow
 
Apr
16, 2014

bonerjuice:

(Source: headbangwithhayley)

 
Mar
25, 2014

thisbekersu:

Preview of Gamzee from Mega.

Let me just say that I from the get go, literally as SOON as I arrived, I ran into a door frame and fucked up the anchor in my right horn, thus causing it to turn the rest of the day. On top of that, my makeup started to abnormally harden and proceeded to flake away. (I would later find out that it gave me a rash, thus informing me that I shall never fucking use snazz EVER again. BEN NYE TIME) So yeah, that didn’t agree with my skin.

HOWEVER. I am very pleased to say that I received several lovely compliments on my cosplay, and that I was the best Gamzee they had seen ; ////; such kind words shouldn’t be uttered in lies. I saw so many talented people there, I’m just honored that I was told such wonderful things.

I will most likely remake my horn base, if not, remake my horns all together, but until then, I will deal with that I do have: I GORGEOUS FUCKING COSPLAY. I worked so hard on this you don’t even know, man.

And those yellow contacts and dental distortion teeth did me well for scaring little children in the cars stopped next to us on our way to the convention. THAT, my dear friends, is what makes it all worth it.

ENJOY! MORE TO COME, INCLUDING KARKAT!

thisbekersu, originally from thisbekersu
 
09:36 pm

thisbekersu:

KARKAT FROM MEGA.

This was my first time doing Karkat, (was LITERALLY put together in a week) and might I add, I am TOTALLY doing him again. Due to my previous snazz incident the day before with Gamzee, I decided not to paint, that, and it was Sunday, and no one really paints for Sunday.

I forgot my teeth for Gamzee at home, however in the end, since his aren’t pointed, I think it turned out good without em c: Will be making custom teeth for him soon with the wonderflex method!

Enjoy! Still WAY more to come!

thisbekersu, originally from thisbekersu
 
Jan
21, 2014
starhey:

sharramoon:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me

woah

starhey:

sharramoon:

theburiedlife:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.


The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.


The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

This just changed me

woah

 
Jan
11, 2014

5angelicbabies:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

they had one of the ninja turtles tied up tho

 
Jan
08, 2014

blackbanshee:

raptorix:

beggars-opera:

Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one

OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???

james cagney’s face when he breaks the door omfg

 
Jan
01, 2014

themadkingrules:

betterbemeta:

slackeremeritus:r

ghostalebrije:

theblondebitch:

London Comic Con October 2013 

Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!

Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.

NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG

COWBOY ASSASSIN THO

SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO

OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different

not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety. 

And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.

THE VICTORIAN ASSASSIN THOUGH

(Source: ssophoo)

terriblycapricious, originally from ssophoo
 

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

  • My dad: Your sister's crazy. Who'd want a $200 purse?
  • Me: She does.
  • My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
  • Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
  • My dad: How did that start--I mean, why do women use them? Doesn't it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
  • Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
  • My dad: ... Yes?
  • Me: What can I fit in them?
  • My dad: What?
  • Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
  • My dad: Doesn't look like you could fit much.
  • Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that's about it. That's why we use purses--because we can't carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
  • My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
  • Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
  • My dad: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
  • Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
  • My dad: ... Aren't yours?
  • Me: I'm a size 3.
  • My dad: 3 what?
  • Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
  • My dad: What does that mean?
  • Me: I actually have no idea. I'm a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I'm a 5. I'm a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
  • My dad: Wait, it's not the same?
  • Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand's jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
  • My dad: That's fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
  • Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won't care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it
 

I'm only pretending I know what I'm doing.

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Homestuck,
Assassin's Creed,
Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series,
A Song of Ice and Fire,
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