A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
This just changed me
Parenting done right.
they had one of the ninja turtles tied up tho
Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one
OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST???
james cagney’s face when he breaks the door omfg
London Comic Con October 2013
Hot fucking DAMN Assassins from all over the world and a shitton of different time periods?!
Rifle Assassin in the third gif could get it so hard.
NOW I WANNA DO A MEXICAN REVOLUTION ASSASSIN OMFG
COWBOY ASSASSIN THO
SOLDIER ASSASSIN THO
OK, can I say I love this not just because of the variation of time periods and the awesome shooting but because all of the assassin cosplayers are visually different
not only is there a good amount of women in there, but also everybody has a lot of bodily variation and different silhouettes, they’re cosplayers, REAL PEOPLE dressing up rather than video game people or specifically-cast models or actors picked to look a certain way, so we get so much more of an organic variety.
And it doesn’t matter if ANYONE thinks they don’t look ‘right’, when you’re shot this way, when you work it, when you’re confident, you can be of any body type and you will always look awesome.
THE VICTORIAN ASSASSIN THOUGH
IS THAT FUCKIN’ PIXEL ART?
Yup, this is a background stage from King of Fighters ‘99. Full version:
If you haven’t just sat and drooled over SNK (no, not that SNK)’s sprites and background art before then you are doing life wrong.
WHOEVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOUR FRIDGE IS ALWAYS FULL
It’s weird because like, even the movie footage itself has their skin darker than the merchandise- it’s REALLY weird- the bottom one looks much more natural!
We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over
So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and
Even has to prank santa
Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh
Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship
Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose
Jane what did you do to Gcat
Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.
Better watch your drinking, Roxy
Yeah Jake get it together god
That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry
Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.
I'm into a variety of things, including, but not limited to:
Steven Brust's Vlad Taltos series,
A Song of Ice and Fire,
and I'm getting into Dr. Who
(whoops, there goes all my free time).
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